I still feel you...
Even though you're miles away..
Baby:'' Darling, what time you come home yesterday?''
Me:'' 7am...."
Baby:" Wah why so late?...Where you went? You with who?.."
Me:'' Fion, Vernon, Melissa, Gerard, Kiang, Jody, Glenn, Alex and his twin..."
Baby:'' where lah?...''
Me:'' CantoRock lah!.."
Baby:'' Don't lie lah Gerard won't go this kind of place one lor."
Me:" You wanna bet? You call and ask him..."
Baby:'' Never see you all for few days you all become so gangster..eeee ah lian..."
Me:'' Hee hee hee hee can or not huh?.."
Me:'' I think Coco is pregnant..."
Baby:'' You crazy or what?.."
Me:" Really lah. My Mummy& Daddy called me at 12am yesterday to say that her stomach is showing!...''
Baby:'' I call back expensive leh don't waste my money to talk nonsense leh...''
Me:" THIS IS NONSENSE?!? COCO PREGNANT LEH..."
Baby:" Bai bai got so fiece meh? Coco going to die alrd how to pregnant?!.."
Me:'' HOW I KNOW HER STOMACH REALLY LIKE BALLOON!..."
Baby:'' Always like balloon what i thought? HAHAHA Coco menopause already lah.."
Baby:'' I think She is gonna die soon...."
Tuu....Tuuu......Line dead...
Why am I not surprised by whatever he says?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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